autoSpurdo

Convert text on every page into spurdo
目前為 2015-09-21 提交的版本，檢視最新版本。
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// ==UserScript==
// @name autoSpurdo
// @description Convert text on every page into spurdo
// @namespace installgen2
// @include *
// @version 3
// @grant none
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js
// ==/UserScript==

var allElements = $("*");
Object.keys(allElements).forEach(function (elementNumber) {
	element = $(allElements[elementNumber]);
	var text = element.text();
	if (text.length && text == element.html()) {
		element.text(toSpurdo(text));
	}
});

/*
+This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
+published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the
+License, or (at your option) any later version.
+
+This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+GNU General Public License for more details.
+
+You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>
+*/

// Return a random ebin face
var ebinFaces = [":D", ":DD", ":DDD", ":-D", "XD", "XXD", "XDD", "XXDD"];
function getEbinFace () {
	return ebinFaces[Math.floor(Math.random() * ebinFaces.length)];
}

// define replacements
var replacements = [
	["wh", "w"],
	["th", "d"],

	["af", "ab"],
	["ap", "ab"],
	["ca", "ga"],
	["ck", "gg"],
	["co", "go"],
	["ev", "eb"],
	["ex", "egz"],
	["et", "ed"],
	["iv", "ib"],
	["it", "id"],
	["ke", "ge"],
	["nt", "nd"],
	["op", "ob"],
	["ot", "od"],
	["po", "bo"],
	["pe", "be"],
	["pi", "bi"],
	["up", "ub"],
	["va", "ba"],

	["ck", "gg"],
	["cr", "gr"],
	["kn", "gn"],
	["lt", "ld"],
	["mm", "m"],
	["nt", "dn"],
	["pr", "br"],
	["ts", "dz"],
	["tr", "dr"],

	["bs", "bz"],
	["ds", "dz"],
	["es", "es"],
	["fs", "fz"],
	["gs", "gz"],
	[" is", " iz"],
	["ls", "lz"],
	["ms", "mz"],
	["ns", "nz"],
	["rs", "rz"],
	["ss", "sz"],
	["ts", "tz"],
	["us", "uz"],
	["ws", "wz"],
	["ys", "yz"],

	["alk", "olk"],
	["ing", "ign"],

	["ic", "ig"],
	["ng", "nk"],

	["kek", "geg"],
	["epic", "ebin"],
	["some", "sum"],
	["meme", "maymay"],
];

function toSpurdo (string) {
	// Convert to lowercase (TODO: add upercase handling)
	string = string.toLowerCase();

	// apply replacements
	replacements.forEach(function(filter) {
		var replaceFrom = new RegExp(filter[0], "gm"),
			replaceTo = filter[1];

		string = string.replace(replaceFrom, replaceTo);
	});

	// Replace "," and "." with ebin faces
	while (string.match(/\.|,(?=\s|$)/m)) {
		string = string.replace(/\.|,(?=\s|$)/m, " " + getEbinFace());
	}

	// append an ebin face if not found
	var ebinFaceFound = false;
	ebinFaces.forEach(function (face) {
		if (string.indexOf(face) != -1) {
			ebinFaceFound = true;
		}
	});

	if (!ebinFaceFound) {
		string += " " + getEbinFace();
	}

	// return spurdo'd text
	return string;
}

if (typeof module != "undefined") {
	module.exports = toSpurdo
}
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