autoSpurdo

Convert text on every page into spurdo
当前为 2015-09-22 提交的版本，查看最新版本。
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// ==UserScript==
// @name autoSpurdo
// @description Convert text on every page into spurdo
// @namespace installgen2
// @include *
// @version 4
// @grant none
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js
// ==/UserScript==

var allElements = $("*");
Object.keys(allElements).forEach(function (elementNumber) {
	element = $(allElements[elementNumber]);
	var text = element.text();
	if (text.length && text == element.html()) {
		var replacements = [
		["wh", "w"],
		["th", "d"],

		["af", "ab"],
		["ap", "ab"],
		["ca", "ga"],
		["ck", "gg"],
		["co", "go"],
		["ev", "eb"],
		["ex", "egz"],
		["et", "ed"],
		["iv", "ib"],
		["it", "id"],
		["ke", "ge"],
		["nt", "nd"],
		["op", "ob"],
		["ot", "od"],
		["po", "bo"],
		["pe", "be"],
		["pi", "bi"],
		["up", "ub"],
		["va", "ba"],

		["ck", "gg"],
		["cr", "gr"],
		["kn", "gn"],
		["lt", "ld"],
		["mm", "m"],
		["nt", "dn"],
		["pr", "br"],
		["ts", "dz"],
		["tr", "dr"],

		["bs", "bz"],
		["ds", "dz"],
		["es", "es"],
		["fs", "fz"],
		["gs", "gz"],
		[" is", " iz"],
		["ls", "lz"],
		["ms", "mz"],
		["ns", "nz"],
		["rs", "rz"],
		["ss", "sz"],
		["ts", "tz"],
		["us", "uz"],
		["ws", "wz"],
		["ys", "yz"],

		["alk", "olk"],
		["ing", "ign"],

		["ic", "ig"],
		["ng", "nk"],

		["kek", "geg"],
		["epic", "ebin"],
		["some", "sum"],
		["meme", "maymay"],
		];

		var ebinFaces = [":D", ":DD", ":DDD", ":-D", "XD", "XXD", "XDD", "XXDD"];
		function getEbinFace () {
			return ebinFaces[Math.floor(Math.random() * ebinFaces.length)];
		}

		text = text.toLowerCase();
		replacements.forEach(function(filter) {
			var replaceFrom = new RegExp(filter[0], "gm"),
			replaceTo = filter[1];

			text = text.replace(replaceFrom, replaceTo);
		});

		while (text.match(/\.|,(?=\s|$)/m)) {
			text = text.replace(/\.|,(?=\s|$)/m, " " + getEbinFace());
		}

		var ebinFaceFound = false;
		ebinFaces.forEach(function (face) {
			if (text.indexOf(face) != -1) {
				ebinFaceFound = true;
			}
		});

		if (!ebinFaceFound) {
			text += " " + getEbinFace();
		}

		element.text(text);
	}
});
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